dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(Source: deanwinchesteroffiicial)

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ghostlytricksterr:

Glass Barrier


My glass barrier hides my pain so that no one has to deal with it, and is almost impossible to break. Of course, it cracks and my emotions spill out some times, but only a few have completely shattered it and saw who I really am. Thank you to all who have done so, you have no idea how much I love you all

(Source: ohcaptaiinmycaptaiin)

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baggyvowels:

Moment of appreciation for Sollux’s taste in adorable girls that are absolutely off their proverbial rockers. 

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lindzar:

bonestuck:

Truest thing that has ever touched my dash.

me

lindzar:

bonestuck:

Truest thing that has ever touched my dash.

me

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magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

(Source: astoundingbeyondbelief)

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charlesoberonn:

When in doubt, put a bunny in his mouth.

charlesoberonn:

When in doubt, put a bunny in his mouth.

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petroliuus:

destructiondragon360:

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

wait what’s the joke

reincarnation

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brightness:

night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about

64,123 notes

universityofhyrule:

Food + Legend of Zelda = all I need in my nerd ass life

(Source: howaito90)

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geeksotospeak:

seyiku:

this is so fucking stupid i’m glad cheese let me lend my voice to her comic

(Source: speeg.co.vu)

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nnipple:

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when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

(Source: vvouter)

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sadgaymeme:

sweet dreams are

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who am i to

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guy:

when the reaction gif doesn’t match with the content of the text post

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